True Porn Clerk Stories

As soon as I start sharing websites with friends, I ought to start putting them up here.

The prologue to this website says that the stories were collected starting in 2002. It seems to me that I learned about it before then, but even a usenet search doesn't pull up anything prior to 2002.

Anyway. Some good writing here, interesting insights, and a great read.

This is the one porn impulse that I honestly don't get. (Oh, all right. I don't get peeing on each other or hurting each other, but I think I understand intellectually how one might get there.) I don't understand the need to degrade someone. But that need is definitely, sadly out there. One of our best-renting titles of long standing is called Grudge Fuck.* It rents right back out as soon as we can replace the tag. Every time.

Much as I hate to say it, it seems to be a straight guy thing.

There's definitely a Captain Kirk-style exploration up and down the imaginary social ladder in both the straight and gay sections. In addition to the dozens of variations on (oddly - or sadly) still taboo interracial pairings, we have More Dirty Debutantes and White Trash Whore on the straight side, Straight off the Street and The Other Side of Aspen on the gay side. You can fuck rich or fuck poor on either side of the invisible barrier between the straight and gay sections. But you can only fuck lesser in straight.

I think it's because there's not enough otherness in gay porn. There's still bondage and S&M stuff, plenty of dominance and submission, but even the most submissive sub is still a man just like the dom, just like the viewer. How much separation can there be?

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50 States Game

Place all 50 states in their correct positions on the map. The game keeps track of your average distance "wrong" as well as how long it takes you. I managed to make it through once without any errors, but some of it was luck.

While it isn't the most amusing game in the world, it's good to reference every now and then, just to keep my US geography fresh.

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Guess-the-Google

A grid of 20 pictures is presented, each representing a single keyword. Your goal is to determine which word, plugged into Google, will produce search results with these images.

There are some tricky ones sometimes, but the game is really as easy as it seems. It's also a lot more addictive than it seems. Be prepared to spend a lot of time here.

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Have a Slogan

A fun little site that does nothing more than pair a randomly chosen word with a randomly chosen corporate slogan. It's a cute little time waster that generates some genuine laughs.

If you're really looking for a slogan for something, I suggest you bounce on over to Sloganizer. It's a lot more serious and a lot less fun, unless you sloganize a word like poop, or assholes.

Link to Have a Slogan
Link to Sloganizer