If you're at all confused about familial relationships, like I am, then you'll appreciate this chart showing how cousins are related. Surprise everyone at your next family reunion!

It turns out Rambo gets exponentially tougher with every movie that comes out.

Now, to be fair, he wasn't in a good frame of mind in the first film -- all PTSD. But once they got him squared away for the second film, he's been almost parabolic. If they release a fifth film, we can expect about five people killed per minute.