It appears that in early 2007, researchers at the University of Alberta found that a compound called dichloroacetate, or DCA, kills cancer cells while leaving healthy cells alone. DCA is common, inexpensive, non-toxic, and available at chemistry stores. CTV covered this story in January 2007.

The catch is that DCA isn't patented, so drug companies can't make any money off it. And this makes them reluctant to invest in research, leaving it to universities and private labs. I'm not much for the conspiracy theory, but it is interesting to ask why this hasn't gotten more media play.
(Via Health Salon)

A very cute picture of a spider on a frog on a turtle. You may also wish to read the children's story that sprang from this picture, or the shorter, and much better, account of the rescue.

This has been around for a while, but it can't be overstated that Johnny Lee is a freaking genius. What he's accomplished with the Wii remote in this video is mind blowing. He has a few more interesting projects on his website at johnnylee.net.

YouTube user Levinater25 found what appeared to be a glitch in the Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08 game, allowing Tiger to chip a shot into the hole while standing on water. He dubbed this the "Jesus shot".

In a brilliant marketing move, EA Sports made a video response to Levinator25, letting him know that it wasn't a glitch after all.

The thing to note about this isn't so much EA's video, which is awesome, but the web-savviness of the company. Responding to Levinator25's video this way was a great piece of damage control, showed the company was not going to be heavy-handed toward its users, and practically ensured the video would go viral, creating a small but effective marketing phenomenon.

APOD has a picture of the earth during a solar eclipse, as seen from the Mir space station.

Paul Hunt is a comedian and women's gymnastic coach who has some amazing comedy gymnastic routines on YouTube. As colour people say in one of the videos, you have to be very good to make things look so bad. They're literally laugh-out-loud funny, and a nice coda to the end of the Olympics.

There's a video for a floor routine and the beam, but my favourite is the uneven parallel bars. I think he's better when he has an apparatus to work on.

Not getting enough of the human Olympics? Try the addictive Dolphin Olympics.

Gizmodod says this video of slow-motion lightning is the coolest thing they've seen. And they're right -- it's pretty damn cool.

If you watch it enough, you'll see that the path the lightning takes to the ground is the same one traced out by the "feelers" at the start. Amazing.

Flickr user KCIvey has pictures of former Saturday Night Live writer and funnyman Al Franken at a fundraiser where he draws freehand a map of the US from memory while answering questions about healthcare and other topics. For the skeptics, there's also a video on YouTube of him doing the same thing. I've always liked Al Franken, and I'd buy one of these in a heartbeat.

We're one step closer to the invisibility cloak, people: researchers at the University of California, Berkeley, have created a material with a negative refractive index which causes light to bend around it.

At the risk of changing the focus of this blog entirely to energy/alternative fuel source news, I will be pushing out a few links in that direction. Not only will this give me an opportunity to keep up on news in this area, but I feel it's important because I'm really concerned about peak oil and the energy crunch. I think there's still a window to do something about it, but North America needs a comprehensive alternative/renewable fuel program today. Everything from food production to the strength of the economy to personal freedoms are threatened by massive oil shortages, and it's questionable if we'll have the 10-15 year window we need to implement the sweeping changes necessary to prevent a sweeping society collapse.

Anyway. Onward and upward. EcoGeek has a couple of interesting posts about potential biofuels that aren't soy and corn. One plant, Jatropha (wikipedia), is being farmed heavily in India, producing nearly 10 times the biodiesel of corn and growing in areas that were previously unusable for farmland.

The other post was about camelina sativa (wikipedia), also known as false flax. While the article says there hasn't been a lot of long-term study surrounding this plant, over 40,000 acres have been planted in Montana, and the company Great Plains has been working with it for over a decade. Like jatropha, camelina has an oil content of approximately 40%, and can produce up to 100 gallons of oil per acre. It's also a good rotational crop for wheat, and can be grown in fields that would typically be left to fallow.

At Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe, there is an area called the Devil's Swimming Pool that allows people to swim safely right next to the vertical drop of the falls. It looks ridiculously frightening, but is apparently completely safe.

The blog Fogonazos collected some pictures and videos from around the internet of people swimming in the Devil's Pool. Snopes also says this is the real deal.

A 25-year-old man named Israel Sarrio had his arm severed in an accident. Doctors managed to reattach it, but were forced to amputate it again once infection set in. In an effort to keep the arm alive, the doctors attached it to his thigh for nine days to ensure the wound was clean, then reattached it to his shoulder.

Sounds like bullshit -- but no. The money shot is here, but the full story, and more pictures, can be found here.

Flickr user Dean Allen has kindly posted a mouth-watering set of pictures showing how he made bacon from, uh, scratch, I guess. It's amazing, thoroughly interesting, and makes me want to go eat bacon.

The Boston Globe has posted some breathtaking pictures of Jupiter and its moons from various NASA space missions dating back to 1979. A few of the pictures try to give a good sense of just how big Jupiter is, but I don't think the human mind can really comprehend it fully. One photo, for instance, shows the Great Red Spot, saying it's 20,000 km across. The diameter of the Earth is roughly 12,756 km, meaning you could almost fit two Earths side-by-side in it. The picture itself was taken from over two million km away. Crazy.

Hotspot Shield VPN is free, and allows in people in countries from outside the US -- like me -- to access services that only broadcast to the US -- like Hulu. These kinds of broadcasting sites are really making me question the continued usefulness of my TV.
(Via Chipbit.com)

We used to make oobleck all the time in high school, though we didn't have a name for it. We just always called it non-Newtonian fluid. For creative kids, we could have done better. Part of the appeal is that it's pretty weird stuff, and it's insanely easy to make. You literally combine the cornstarch and water, and you're done -- no need to let it set, no cooling, just mix and go.

And, once you've made it, you can do some cool things. Check out this crazy video of oobleck on a subwoofer. And, because it's every kid's fantasy once you've fooled around with this stuff, this video of people playing with a whole frigging pool of it.

In preparation for the Dark Knight, Scientific American talks with E. Paul Zehr, associate professor of kinesiology and neuroscience at the University of Victoria, about the possibilities of there really being a Batman. Zehr's literally written the book on this topic. This is great stuff.

This is a very cute, very fun, and very addicting game about launching a hedgehog into outer space. Kottke managed four days, but my best is nine.

(Via Kottke)

"Are you fed up with telemarketers?"
"Yes."
"Would you like to find an easy way to annoy them?"
"Yes!"

(Via Neatorama)

Men's Health has a list of the 20 worst foods in America, and they are staggering. I won't give away #1, but here's their worst dessert (because most health-conscious people would skip dessert anyway):

9. Worst Dessert
Chili's Chocolate Chip Paradise Pie with Vanilla Ice Cream

1,600 calories
78 g fat
215 g carbs

Would you eat a Big Mac for dessert? How about three? That's the calorie equivalent of this decadent dish. Clearly, Chili's customers get their money's worth.

Fans of the sitcom WKRP don't need to wonder anymore about the song lyrics over the closing credits.

Work Friendly disguises your browser as Microsoft Word, allowing you to read websites at work without having to suspiciously look over your shoulder every two seconds to see if you've been caught.

If you're as tired as everyone else in the word of carrying around a separate club card for every store you frequent, try Just One Club Card and combine eight bar codes on a single card. There are options for a number of Canadian and American stores, as well as an advanced mode to create bar codes for stores not already featured.

The bar is a fun game that has you working in what appears to be a British establishment, tending bar and serving a variety of drinks to customers.

The bad news: it looks like climate change will have its most pronounced effect this year, as the North Pole becomes free of ice for the first time in human history.

The good news: Russia and Canada get to fight over the oil below it, estimated to be almost 18% of the world's reserves.

This is a short but very cool collection of photos showing how the army corps of engineers changed an airplane factory to a rural subdivision during WWII in order to hide it from the Japanese.

CNN Money compares the platforms of McCain and Obama, and Obama hits all the right notes, especially on Point #2 (Gravest threat to the US economy: Islamic extremism vs. US energy policy). But the best part for me, and the most telling, is Point #7: Who do you admire:

McCain The ones I admire the most are those that have been on the leading edge of the information technology revolution. Bill Gates, obviously, springs to mind. Paul Allen.

Obama Steve Jobs is somebody who is an example of the kind of entrepreneurial spirit that we have to build on as part of what makes America such a great country.

So now it all comes together: Obama's a Mac, McCain's a PC.

It turns out Rambo gets exponentially tougher with every movie that comes out.

Now, to be fair, he wasn't in a good frame of mind in the first film -- all PTSD. But once they got him squared away for the second film, he's been almost parabolic. If they release a fifth film, we can expect about five people killed per minute.

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Wikipedia says this sentence is grammatically correct for all sentences consisting of at least one "buffalo" (using Chompskyan theories of grammar).

Bonus linguistics post: Yuen Ren Chao's poem "Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den"

(Thanks lonelysandwich!)

A cool new skyscraper in -- where else -- Dubai, will have 80 independent rotating floors. But check out this green hotness:

The slender building would be energy self-sufficient as the turbines would produce enough electricity to power the entire building and even feed extra power back into the grid, said the Italian architect at the unveiling of the project in New York. (Via BBC News)

The Huffington Post has a video and some more conceptual drawings, while the Wall Street Journal does its bit by covering the whole hard-on for skyscrapers Dubai seems to have these days.

EcoGeek raves about Nanosolar, a new startup developing the so-called "Third Wave" of solar technology. Founded by two Stanford Ph.D. candidates, Nanosolar offered to bring the cost of solar energy down cheaper than coal. And now, after raising $150 million in capital and building a factory in Germany, they're talking $2/Watt -- squeeking just below coal's $2.1/Watt.

This is big news. And important news. The real alternatives to fossil fuels rely on renewable energy sources. And the real answer to re-greening the planet comes from developing countries switching from coal-fired plants to something sustainable. If the cost of solar power drops below that of coal, we'll see countries like China and India moving away from fossil fuels, and this is where the huge environmental gains are going to be made.

You can read more about Nanosolar in this New York Times article, this National Post article, and on the company's website.

An interesting article in Scientific American on the evolution of the English language, and a nice contrast to this one in Wired.

I blogged about this before, over two years ago. But I recently read a frightening article in Maclean's called After Cheap Oil that brought this back to my attention. Some of the gems:

• High oil prices are causing a downturn in the auto industry, forcing Ford to cut jobs
• Rising prices will turn suburbs into ghost towns and drive Wal-Mart out of business
• At $200/barrel, someone making $12/hour would work roughly a day and a half to fill their tank (my own car would cost about $100 to fill at this price)
• Increasing fuel prices puts more emphasis on alternative fuels like ethanol, which in turn strains the global food supply
• The airline industry will fall apart, resulting in a 90% reduction in the number of airports by 2025

Unfortunately, it's all doom and gloom. Life After the Oil Crash lists the facts point after meticulous point, including the research, economics, and alternatives. And he doesn't end with anything positive.

"What can I do to prepare?"

Attempting to prepare for a catastrophe of this magnitude is daunting to say the least. What you can or will do to prepare for this situation will depend on your age, health, marital status, geographic location, financial situation and other factors too numerous to mention. About the best I can do is point you to some articles and resources you might to be profitable reading in terms of generating your own options and plans. I maintain a continually updated repository of such articles at the LATOC Prepare page.

Best of luck,

Mattthew David Savinar, Esq.

But there may be a slim upside. Savinar writes that some combination of alternative fuel sources could be used to delay the inevitable, but it's not some kind of magic bullet. And Curtis Rist wrote in Discover that natural gas can be turned into fuel, and estimates suggest that could provide up to 60 years of fuel. There have also been a couple of recent discoveries I've blogged about which will have some impact.

But the most important thing is acting now. We have to lobby our governments to support energy reduction and research into alternative energy sources.

That is, if there's any window at all to be acting in.

Science fiction once again becomes science fact as LS9, a research company in Silicon Valley, genetically engineers a strain of E. coli to eat biomatter and excrete crude oil. Honest to God crude oil. And the reaction is carbon negative, so more carbon will be taken out of the atmosphere by creating the fuel than will be put in by burning it.

This is amazing news, and definitely an interesting development in meeting rising energy demands, even if its current spacial needs are a little taxing:

The closest that LS9 has come to mass production is a 1,000-litre fermenting machine, which looks like a large stainless-steel jar, next to a wardrobe-sized computer connected by a tangle of cables and tubes. It has not yet been plugged in. The machine produces the equivalent of one barrel a week and takes up 40 sq ft of floor space.

However, to substitute America’s weekly oil consumption of 143 million barrels, you would need a facility that covered about 205 square miles, an area roughly the size of Chicago.

This training program suggests that, with a little dedication, you can be doing 100 perfect push ups in six weeks -- even if you can't even do 10 right now. The best part? The training is only 30 minutes a week.

Push ups can be performed no matter where you are, and best of all, they are completely free - no expensive equipment or annual gym fees required! If you're looking to develop a great chest and shoulders, you could do much worse than follow along with the hundred push ups plan. Your core strength will also go through the roof too!

(Via BuzzFeed)

Rod Hilton at the Editing Room has a script posted lampooning Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. As I hated the movie, I think this version is bang on -- and decidedly better.

Wired has a post today highlighting the many accomplishments of Eratosthenes, who estimated the circumference of the earth on July 19, 240BC (amongst other things).

Researchers at Rensselaer and Rice University have created the darkest man-made material ever, absorbing over 99.9% of light. The secret: a thin coating of vertical carbon nanotubes.

All materials, from paper to water, air, or plastic, reflect some amount of light. Scientists have long envisioned an ideal black material that absorbs all the colors of light while reflecting no light. So far they have been unsuccessful in engineering a material with a total reflectance of zero.

The total reflectance of conventional black paint, for example, is between 5 and 10 percent. The darkest man-made material, prior to the discovery by Lin’s group, boasted a total reflectance of 0.16 percent to 0.18 percent.

Lin’s team created a coating of low-density, vertically aligned carbon nanotube arrays that are engineered to have an extremely low index of refraction and the appropriate surface randomness, further reducing its reflectivity. The end result was a material with a total reflective index of 0.045 percent — more than three times darker than the previous record, which used a film deposition of nickel-phosphorous alloy.

A completely non-reflective surface would look like a two-dimensional, featureless, black shape.

Ping.fm is an aggregating service for your social networking sites. Now you can post to Twitter, Pownce, Brightkite, and Plurk (amongst others) all from one convenient interface. This is just what I needed!

After testing out a few tools from the 140+ Twitter Tools post on Mashable, I decided to post my favourites so far:

Twitter Karma - Displays your followers and the people you follow on a single page, in a better format than Twitter provides.
Twitter100 - Displays all the people you follow and their latest posts.
TwitBuzz - Shows links posted to Twitter in a Digg-like interface.
Tweetstats - An amazing site that analyzes your profile and provides you with a wealth of statistical information about your tweeting habits. It even includes a tweet cloud!

August Zachrisson used GPS and a suitcase to make the largest drawing in the world. For someone so tech-savvy, I'm surprised that his site is all graphics. But whatever.

These are the kinds of artistic projects I like to see: ideas that really push the envelope of what technology can do, or that bend the expected uses of that technology. Who would think to use a parcel delivery service to affect a drawing on a world map?

Mike Sacks takes pictures of his TV. I thought this was something that might get pretty old pretty quickly, but there are some good ones (Cheryl Tyler, Head of Hooters Girl Casting). I mostly like how it points out all of the garbage they put on TV that passes for news (Joe Winiecki - Forced to change shirt).

(Via Kottke)

Here's an inspired page in what I think is Russian, where individuals have photographed themselves acting out childrens' drawings. Delightful!

Because I find all kinds of boob technology interesting, I'm posting this link to Maidenform's new Breakthrough Backless Bra. But the real story is how Elaine Cato set about making it because she wanted to look good in a sexy, backless dress.

Michael Moore is telling people to vote for a Democrat in the election. He also says some bad things about Clinton and some nice things about Obama:

There are those who say Obama isn't ready, or he's voted wrong on this or that. But that's looking at the trees and not the forest. What we are witnessing is not just a candidate but a profound, massive public movement for change. My endorsement is more for Obama The Movement than it is for Obama the candidate.

That is not to take anything away from this exceptional man. But what's going on is bigger than him at this point, and that's a good thing for the country. Because, when he wins in November, that Obama Movement is going to have to stay alert and active. Corporate America is not going to give up their hold on our government just because we say so. President Obama is going to need a nation of millions to stand behind him.

The Toronto Star reports on a Canadian and Japanese team that has successfully removed gas from methane hydrate. This by itself isn't news -- the gas releases itself at room temperature. What is news is how the team has managed to get a sustained flow of gas from the material, making it usable.

Heat or unsqueeze the hydrate and gas is released. Hold a core sample to your ear and it hisses.

More significant is the fact that gas hydrates concentrate 164 times the energy of the same amount of natural gas.

And gas hydrate fields are found in abundance under the coastal waters of every continent. Calculations suggest there's more energy in gas hydrates than in coal, oil and conventional gas combined.

I'm reminded of Curtis Rist's Discover article in 1999 about how we'll never run out of oil. Hilariously, oil is now more than $100 a barrel.

Yet more reasons to hate Coke:

Dangerous levels of the known carcinogen cadmium have been found in the sludge produced from the plant in the southern state of Kerala.

The chemicals were traced in an investigation by BBC Radio 4's Face The Facts programme and prompted scientists to call for the practice to be halted immediately.

However, Vice-President of Coca-Cola in India, Sunil Gupta, denied the fertiliser posed any risk.

"We have scientific evidence to prove it is absolutely safe and we have never had any complaints," Mr Gupta said.

The BBC did their own analysis of the "fertilizer", and found out it was worthless.

Virgins! If you support internet neutrality, Tania Derveaux wants to sleep with YOU! Furthermore, she'll do it on her own dime, and she's got a pretty nice rack. The terms of service are pretty good, too. Adobe, you should think about adopting them.

(P.S. - You should support internet neutrality anyway, even if you're not getting laid.)

Flickr user Sean (Ajka_Hungary) posts a very powerful request from his step-father to please stop smoking.

Wired reports that brain scanners can now detect your free will. Freaky.

In a study published Sunday in Nature Neuroscience, researchers using brain scanners could predict people's decisions seven seconds before the test subjects were even aware of making them.

The decision studied -- whether to hit a button with one's left or right hand -- may not be representative of complicated choices that are more integrally tied to our sense of self-direction. Regardless, the findings raise profound questions about the nature of self and autonomy: How free is our will? Is conscious choice just an illusion?

Here's a fun little game that has you naming as many elements of the periodic table as you can in 15 minutes. An even better game, in my opinion, involved US presidents.
(Via Kottke)

Accelerating Future has ten futuristic materials that seem more suited to science fiction than science fact. #9 on the list reminded me of this while my jaw was dropping:

"Transparent Aluminum?"

"That's the ticket laddie."

"Oh, it'd take years to figure out the dynamics of this matrix."

"But you'd be rich beyond the dreams of averice."

"So. Is it worth something ta ya...or should I just...punch up clear?"
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Broken wall + Sense of humour = This

I didn't really find Wired's Top Ten April Fools Pranks for Nerds that interesting, but the video they posted for #3 is hilarious! I would love to see the return of creative computer viruses, and not just a bunch of code that eats data. Come on, people, that's been done to death.

Tim Harford writes in Reason Magazine about why poor countries are poor. The short answer? A corrupt government creates corruption all the way down the line.

The corruption is not only unfair; it is also hugely wasteful. Gendarmes spend their time harassing travelers in return for modest returns. The costs are enormous. An entire police force is too busy extracting bribes to catch criminals. A four-hour trip takes five hours. Travelers take costly steps to protect themselves: carrying less money, traveling less often or at busier times of the day, bringing extra paperwork to help fend off attempts to extract bribes.

The blockades and crooked police officers comprise a particularly visible form of corruption, but there are metaphorical roadblocks throughout the Cameroonian economy. To set up a small business, an entrepreneur must spend on official fees nearly as much as the average Cameroonian makes in two years. To buy or sell property costs nearly a fifth of the property's value. To get the courts to enforce an unpaid invoice takes nearly two years, costs more than a third of the invoice's value, and requires 58 separate procedures. These ridiculous regulations are good news for the bureaucrats who enforce them. Every procedure is an opportunity to extract a bribe. The slower the standard processes, the greater the temptation to pay "speed money."

It's a long article, but very informative. I really liked how he tied all the pieces together, and how surely the rot of bad government will reach into practically every aspect of its peoples' lives.

Jason Kottke has some interesting links to the New York Times and NPR on cooking with food from 99 cent stores -- including a cookbook!

To bypass the NYT registration, you may wish to use a service like BugMeNot.

CDNN ran a story on the sex life of the giant squid. And while it's interesting, it's interesting mostly for this comment here:

But having such a big penis does have one drawback: it seems that co-ordinating eight legs, two feeding tentacles and a huge penis, whilst fending off an irate female, is a bit too much to ask, and one of the two males stranded on the Spanish coast had accidentally injected himself with sperm packages in the legs and body. And this does not seem to have been an isolated incident since two of the eight males that had stranded in the north-east Atlantic before had also accidentally inseminated themselves.

(Via BoingBoing.)

The Morning News has a great post that takes famous song lyrics and puts the words in alphabetical order. I've only done half so far, because it's fun and I want to devote a good amount of time to it.

5. 9 a all american amusement an and are at baby back be beach beyond bold bones born boulevard boys break broken but cages can ’cause chrome-wheeled comb come could ’cross day death die don’t down dream dreams drive drones drop engines everlasting everybody’s feels four friend from fuel-injected get girl girls glory go gonna gotta guard hair hands hard hemi-powered heroes hide highway highway’s how huddled i i’ll i’m if in is it it’s jammed just kids kiss know last-chance left legs let like line live lonely look love machines madness mansions me mirrors mist my n never night no of oh on one ooh out over palace park place power rap real really rearview ride rider rims rips rises road ’round run runaway sadness scared scream so someday soul sprung stark steppin’ strap streets suicide sun sweat that the their then there’s these this three through till to together tonight town tramps trap try two us velvet visions walk wanna we we’ll we’re wendy were when where while whoa wild will wire with wrap you young your

Like all good on teh intarwebs, it's from the delightfully kooky mind of Matt Baldwin. (Thanks, Tamara!)

This is a really, really cool picture of Chicago at night.

I loves me some Star Wars parody. This magnificently awful (read: Sweded) version of A New Hope is a masterpiece! (via BoingBoing)

Maximum PC employs a few audio "experts" to see if compressed MP3 files make a big difference to sound quality.

With the possible exception of the USB Key that survived a washing and drying cycle, no other Maximum PC Challenge has ever surprised us as much as this one. It’s downright humiliating, in fact, that in many cases, we were unable to tell the difference between an uncompressed track and one encoded at 160Kb/s, the bit rate most of us considered the absolute minimum acceptable for even portable players.

They also come out pretty solidly in favour of variable bitrate encoding, which I'm sure is no big surprise to anyone.

Israelis are suing their government for laser cannons. It sounds like something out of science fiction, but there is a working laser cannon in storage in New Mexico, and the Israelis want it. The hell?! When did we get laser cannons?

A new study suggests that Daylight Savings Time is actually worse for the environment. Up yours, Bob Hughes. Now can we finally put this debate to rest?

"There is a reason we continue to get daylight savings under the rubric of energy conservation because as a policy, it costs individual consumers nothing and asks them to conserve nothing. So it's wildly popular," he says.

"Unfortunately, it's entirely ineffective."

Previous studies on daylight savings have had similar findings. But most have been based on simulation models, not concrete data. An exception was a study on the extension of daylight savings in two Australian territories for the 2000 Summer Olympic Games, which showed more electricity used.

Discover lists 14 different distributed computing applications that use extra processor cycles for other purposes. I've been using the SETI@Home client for over 10 years, but there are other projects that are a bit more personal, like Folding@Home, FightAIDS@Home, and the Help Defeat Cancer Project.

BBC News has a brief eulogy for Netscape Navigator. I started using Mosaic early in 1994, and migrated to Netscape almost as soon as it was released. Those were heady times, where platform choice was less about using an efficient tool and more about being on the side of everything good and wholesome. It was a sad day when the mighty Netscape, who once stood toe-to-toe with Microsoft, was sold to AOL. We should have known that the good guys only win in the movies.

There's more on Netscape at Wikipedia.

Wired has 10 interesting science videos showing a number of weird chemical reactions.

Joe Mathlete Explains Maramduke

Marmaduke has finally died, thus completing the 2006 American Icon Yuletide Expiration Hat-Trick that James Brown and Gerald Ford kicked off several days ago. It remains uncertain whether he committed suicide, was murdered by his owner-girl (who did a fantastic job at making it look like an accident), or simply lost his balance in one of his frequent auto erotic asphyxiation binges.

Like any comic strip that reached its nadir about two decades ago but whose shambling bulk nevertheless marches on zombie-like through newspapers world-wide, Marmaduke is ripe for a send-up. Joe Mathlete combines just enough sarcasm, dry wit, and profane, disturbingly sexual content to make you remember how badly this sucks, and why doesn't God just let it die already. Now if he would only do the same for Family Circus, Garfield, and Dennis the Menace, he could probably quit his job. I'm sensing the beginning of a cottage industry here.

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Sony's Aibo is Returning

That's the rumour, at least. Aibo was always a neat looking toy -- maybe a little too cute, but hellishly robust in features: camera, visual recognition, wifi, voice recognition, and a solid AI. Now, according to the totally reputable Stuff magazine, Sony is going to give Aibo another chance and have it interface with your PS3 and PSP.

The old Aibo was totally drool-worthy for anyone with an interest in robotics -- the new Aibo, with redesigned, cooler body and proposed interface options, is even moreso. I mean, it's no voice-command R2-D2, but that's only because I have a real dog.

Link to story on Engadget
Link on Wikipedia to more Aibo sites

Splashback

This is one of my favourite games, and it's strange it didn't manage to get posted sooner. Maybe because I was never really any good at it, I don't know.

You start the game with 10 drops of liquid and a board filled with blobs. You can click in any square to add a drop of liquid to a blob. Too much liquid and the blob will explode, sending a drop in all four directions and adding an extra drop of liquid to your tank. The object is to clear all the blobs from the screen.

I find this game interesting because there's often a chance for good strategy, adding drops in such a way as to get the largest chain reaction. It's also fun to watch the screen clear as blob after blob explodes. I'm not sure about the whole alien and little girl thing, though. She's got this kind of knowing look on her face like we're down with something. Are we supposed to be down with the alien? I'm not. He's got a gut like my old man.

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Shuffle

In Shuffle, both you and your opponent start with a row of marbles, with the object being to knock your opponent's marbles off the board. Each round you win shortens your supply by one marble and moves you a step toward the center of the board. The first person to win four rounds wins the set.

Anyone good at pool will be good at this game. I'm not good at pool, and lasted only ten rounds before finally getting clobbered.

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Poloroid-o-nizer

Nothing but a fun little utility that takes an image from the web and turns it into a poloroid.

I have a friend experimenting with poloroid film right now, so this is a little more topical than I thought it would be.

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