Saturday, June 17, 2006

SuperDickery

In spite of what it sounds ike, this isn't another internet porn site. Instead, it's a site dedicated to the greatest underwear pervert of all time, Superman. And in particular, how much of a dick he is.

The main part of the site is a collection of comic book covers culled from Lois Lane's ("Superman's Girlfriend") and Jimmy Olsen's ("Superman's Pal") titles from the '60s and '70s that make a highly compelling case for Superman being a dick. But the site doesn't stop there -- it also chronicals a bunch of other crazy comic book crap, from ridiculous inventions to hilarious (and apparently unintentional) sexual innuendo to monkeys. Monkeys!

But I think my favourite section shows all the super powers that Superman's had over the years, including Super-Landscaping, Super-Mathematics ("Where I come from it's called regular mathematics" quips the site's creator), and my least favourite, Super-Ventriloquism. At one point Superman could use his Super-Ventriloquism to sound like anyone and to project his voice anywhere in the world. I am not making this up.

A friend of mine recently asked me why they didn't just call the site SuperDick.com. Well, as you see, it's already taken; as is SuperDick.net and SuperDick.org, but they do get less racy as we digress through the domains. In the end, a SuperDick is just what he is, while SuperDickery really describes his shenanigans -- and that's what makes the site fun.

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